Step 1. Go to Menards.

Buy some of the Watkins flavor extract bottles. Avoid the raspberry flavor, it’s bad.

Once you’re finished there, donate some money to a medical GoFundMe because Menards is owned/ran by kind of a meanie and doesn’t give good healthcare to its employees, but it still has the best/most accessible selection of good quality flavors.

Step 2. Get your normal coffee stuff on the way home.

If you don’t already have that. Coffee, milk, whatever.

Step 3. Prep coldbrew if you need some.

1/4 lb of coarse ground beans in the kind of pitcher that ought to be used for kool-aid. Let sit 18-24 hours. Pitcher should be about 1/3-1/4 coffee grounds.

Step 4. Go to sleep.

Then, wake up. Filter/strain coldbrew as needed. If it hasn’t been 18 hours yet, you can just strain enough for a cup for yourself, then do the rest of the batch a little later.

Step 5. Check your milk frother.

Then, pour your milk in the milk frother and add half a cap of flavor extract per serving. Froth it up.

Step 6. Make Cold-Press-O.

Decant about a shot of coldbrew into a microwave-safe cup. Sweeten it however, probably with honey. Nuke it for 30 seconds, then froth with wand for texture.

Step 7. Consume.

Pour unsweetened flavored milk into sweetened espresso-strength coldbrew. If not already wearing cozy robe, don cozy robe, then drink.